Wow, it's been forever since my last post, you guys! I blame the cold I had last week. It was pretty bad. Plus my parents came to visit for a few days. I think they were the ones who gave me the cold. DAMN THEM!

Just kidding.

I have, however, been keeping up with True Blood, so I figure I should talk about it now, since that's kinda what I do here.

I'll start with episode two: Keep This Party Going. As usual, you are to be forewarned. There be spoilers ahead!

This episode started out a little slow, in my opinion, but it definitely gained momentum as the hour progressed. Luckily there were some straight-up, laugh-out-loud moments, like Eric shopping at Forever 21 (oooh, scary!) and that "I went on a date with Jesus" song the cult members were rocking out to. Oh, and who can possibly forget this line: "What the hell was the deal with you snapping the American flag in half, like you's some kinda Muslim Buffy with a dick? That's all kinds of messed up!"

Hahahaha. Oh yes. Yes it is.

I'm actually starting to like Jason's character a little more this season. Yeah, he's dumb as a doornail, but he does the whole "conflicted morality" thing pretty well. Am I the only one who thinks that actor would make a hell of a George W. Bush if they ever made another biopic? He could play the hell out of that role, with the perpetually confused expression and going along with what everyone else tells him to do. You can't quite hate him, because he's just so idiotic.

One thing that dismays me about both the last two episodes is that Sam's HAWT belt-buckle is conspicuously missing! Bro has untucked his shirt, and it's no where to be seen! This is a travesty, my friends! Sam's belt buckle is my favorite thing about this show!

(Looky what I found with google image search! Sam would totally wear this!)

After being teased with the possibility of Lafayette becoming a vampire at the end of episode two, we find out in Scratch My Back that he was simply fed on and dumped back into the dungeon. Luckily Sucky Stackedhouse gets mauled in the woods by some weird animal, and Bill is forced to take her to Fangtasia to be cured by some crazy lady that Eric knows, and she finds out about him being held against his will down there. After arguing for a while (I wasn't really paying attention to this part, I admit. I get bored when Sucky gets all rightious) Eric agrees to let Lafayette go in exchange for Sucky's keen investigation skillz.

Meanwhile, Sam is pissed because his new waitstaff isn't working out, Tara is still being hella boring with her newfound hedonism and feelings of self worth, (although it looks like she might be done with that shit soon) and Lil' Miss Vampire Jessica has starting dating a human. Aww. It's all very cute, until Papa Bill comes home and throws her across the room for making out with the guy. Pssh. He is such an ass.

Anyway, I'm hooked.